bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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