Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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