I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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