Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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