I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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