I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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