Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
And then the night went full on bisexual.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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