If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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