Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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