I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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