did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
