I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Boobs are out for the taking
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
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