so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
Randomize
