I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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