Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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