Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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