Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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