when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
we're so committed to being not committed
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