He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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