I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I have peed in a lot of sinks
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