did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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