I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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