Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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