She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just sucked dick on a ferry
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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