I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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