we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
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