Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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