Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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