i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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