He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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