I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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