This girl is more easily done than said...
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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