she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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