brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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