Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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