I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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