It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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