Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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