I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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