She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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