I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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