No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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