kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
The power of my boobs compel you
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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