So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Bring me that man meat
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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