So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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