Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Sober January is a disaster.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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