I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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