You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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