Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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