Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
bring money and cleavage
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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